Area college senior actually gives a fuck that you posted your old high school graduation photo on Facebook.
Middle-aged Facebook users, well Facebook users, are posting their high school senior pictures to support the Class of 2020, who because a moron President ignored a global pandemic, have had their spring sports seasons, concerts, Senior pranks, and graduation celebrations canceled.
Most high school and college seniors, who haven’t been on Facebook since their Bar Mitzvahs or quinceañeras, had no idea that the older generation was making this heroic effort. “Maybe they just like pictures of themselves when they don’t look so old,” one 17-year-old suggested.
A 22-year-old man, alerted to the Facebook campaign by this reporter, said, “Wow. I was really feeling down. My job prospects are in the toilet and I’m in hock to the tune of $50 grand, after getting a degree in Hospitality Management, which I guess is no longer a thing. But seeing my Aunt Bea looking like an awkward version of all the girls I’m not going to get turned down by for my fraternity formal, totally inspired me. I guess I’m ready to hop back on Linked In. Hey entry-level jobs that require 5 years’ experience, here I come. Thanks, Facebookers.”
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